Antipodal Valentines Day

Antipodal Valentines Day!
Because Misery Loves Company

14 Feb 09
9 pm - 6 am
2711 Larimer St
Denver, CO 80205
(Alley Entrance)
$15 (Bring a picture or memento of an ex for $5 off.
You won't receive it back. Sorry, we're heartless bastards.)


Miss Kendra's Art Class
Anti-Love/Break-up Poem Contest
Tackiest Valentine's Decoration Contest
Cupid Effigy
Bash on the Football Player Pinata
Cloven Fruit Game
The Love Shack


Dj's
9 PM-10.....So Low (dark dubstep)
10-11:30.....Eff-M (electro + tech house)
11:30-12.....Anti-Love/Breakup Poetry Contest
12 - 1.........DJ Arison (electronica)
1 - 2...........Tower (industrial + electroclash)
2 - 3...........E.N.D (dubstep + breaks)
3 - 4...........Chachi (trance)
4 - 5...........Fetish Dolly (bitch house)
5 - 6...........ProfanAeon (dark synthpop)

Visual Projections by Timmy

Miss Kendra's Art Class
Miss Kendra will be leading you through her special Anti-Valentine lesson plan. Here you will be able to make truly unique Valentines that say what you actually feel for people like "FRONT: Happy Valentine's Day! I Hope You Like This Card That I Made For You! INSIDE: Because I would hate to think that you are the shallow materialistic bitch that all my friends say you are."

Anti-Love/Break-up Poem Contest
Write (or borrow, who's gonna know?) the best, funniest Anti-love or Break-up poem and perform it. The one that makes us laugh the hardest wins a monetary award and a special prize, but be prepared, if you suck, the audience may throw stuff at you!

Tackiest Valentine's decoration contest
Bring the tackiest Valentine's decoration you can make or find to the party and win a special prize!

Cupid Effigy for burnin'
All those mementos are getting carried into the fire on Cupid's back. That little bitch never did anything for you anyway

Football Player Pinata
Who always had a date for Valentine's day? It was the high school quarterback, of course. Take out your aggression on our Football player pinata. Maybe taking him out of the game will help you get laid!

Cloven Fruit Game
Beware of women bearing Cloven Fruit! It's fairly harmless, but a lot of fun! (It can be a little embarrassing if you don't know the rules. Find the rules here: Cloven Fruit Operating Manual: http://www.geocities.com/athens/styx/5223/ClovenFruit.html

The Love Shack
Come cuddle up with a bunch of people that you don't know in the Love Shack (formerly the creepy Tipi. :)

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