G-Squared's Page

Relationship Status:

Married

Birthday:

Yes, Thank You

Location:

Killadelphia

Home town:

C. Springs

Years at Burning Man:

Tri

Who you camp with:

Camp Mischief

Favorite of the 10 Principles:

Create Like a God, Command Like a King, Work Like a Slave

Interests:

I am multifaceted; able to leap tall building, cook seven course meals from scratch and successfully broker peace agreements between warring nations.

On my lunch breaks, I have been known to split atoms making them more efficient in the area of cold fusion. Recently, I broke the world record for tree climbing at the annual Coconut Tree Climbing Competition in Sukuna Park, Fiji. I breed award-winning sea-horses.

I never have to eat, because I was with born with the ability to organically generate electrochemical reactions in-order to satisfy my energy needs. During a layover in Cameroon, I single-handedly stopped an army of Tswa Pygmies from taking over a bubble gum factory. On weekends, to relax, I organize full-contact yoga tournaments.

I discovered the fountain of youth, but forgot how I got there. I discovered the cure for cancer, but lost the formula. I discovered the eighth world wonder, but cannot remember what it is. I have won thumb-wrestling competitions in Bali, spelling bees at the Kremlin and a dodge ball tournament in La Jolla. I have played Hamlet, performed brain surgery (with one hand tied behind my back) and I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

About Me:

Breathing, Sleeping, Eating and Iaido