This one time at Burning Man....

[Calamity-Denver Regional]

Give us your best story about your Burning Man experience!

[Canadian Russ - WebMaster]

I went to this camp that told me that they would wash me from head to toe.. I disrobed, stood in a tub and this chica washed me from head to toe... and took special care of my junk... It was very different... I had never, until that point, been washed (everywhere) by someone else... I hope to find that camp again this year ;)

[AnDrew]

On a sunny calm afternoon in open playa I found and entered a space capsule only to realize there was a monkey at the controls. The computer assured me he knew what he was doing as I strapped myself in for the journey. As it happens, the damn monkey freaks out and crashes us on a nearby planet. I exit the capsule to find a dust storm raging with visibility only about 15 feet. It was surreal.

[tim-E]

This one time at Burning Man i met the most beautiful princess in the
world and after that we did naked couple yoga on Molly @ sunrise followed
by a nappy in the Geisha camp. She moved in with me 13 days later from
across the country and i hope she'll never leave....
tim-E

[Doc]

I spun fire for my second time ever while listening to Bunny kick ass at the OT. It was one of the most memorable experiences of my life and i was stone sober.....then i got chased by the cheshier cat. good times

[Torch]

I saw this beautiful woman on the street I complimented her on her clothes and she loved my outfit so we stripped down and traded clothes right there.

I also almost got run over by a muffin, was stolen by the DPW in a Mad Max kind of Parade, woke up in a deserted art car in the wee hours, won a thong for dancing on a bar, burned off my eyelashes and left eyebrow spinning fire for the first time, washed other people's hair, threw a rubber chicken at people from the top of the post office, fly over BRC, got an airplane stamp on my butt, danced in a whisky bar during a sand storm, fed many beers to strangers and created a jump rope drunk stop, fell asleep giggling listening to the people in the next camp spank each other!

[Cassidy Sky]

rolled up to cyphertown one night around midnight and the music was badass so i hung around gettin down. within an hour about fiteen art cars pulled up and several hundred bikes, i watch the crowd grow from around sixty people to about a thousand in an hour and a half. danced until almost sunrise. i had left my camp in the afternoon with no shirt and all i had was this tapestry i'd been using as a hood for shade all day and i was freezing. so i ditched my bike, since i couldn't ride it and stay wrapped in the sheet at the same time, and rode a pink fuzzy couch close to home, and helped to guys from tuscon az give one of their naked girfriends a massage on that couch "six hands are better than two," she told us.
as i was walking the last three blocks to my camp a wound up chillin by a fire with some guy who kept offering me his bottle of whiskey and wasnt taking no for an answer. we smoked out of his staff and i finaly made it home frezing cold and almost falling over more than 16 hours after leaving camp. i'd planned on being back before sundown and didn't make it back until after sunrise.

[Lost N Found]

I walked into a big tent club chatting up some blondie waiting for my buds to arrive. She mentioned a Teagan that would spark my interest. She pointed her out n before I could go over to talk to her my buds arrived and wanted to go back to camp which wasnt far to collect more people to get the club a lil fuller than it was. I agreed. Several hours later, the night having gone totally differently then expected and having lost my group, I ended back at this same tent club called Lost of all things. I sat down ordered a drink and was just relaxing until I would go watch the sunrise. Who do I see before me? Well this girl I had stumbled over earlier in my wandering who I watched try to get a spanking from a robot, which then crashed like Y2K when it tried to give her one. Finding this funny I brought it up and started a conversation. She didn't seem interested in me more than my ability to recount the events of the night. I sit alone for a lil while longer after that and a dark haired beauty I had never seen before sits down right next to me. Before I know it we're off to watch the sun rise from the top of the thunderdome. From that height she could see her friends leaving Lost and wanted to continue on with them instead of me, I obliged and rode far out into the Playa to watch the sunrise alone. After about an hour I started making my way back to camp only to be accosted by some strange girl who tackled me to show me a bird flying far off in the distance. At that moment I noticed that same girl who tried to get the spanking from the robot sitting next to the people watching this bird fly around. I said hello, and I retold the robot story for her friends who didn't believe her. We traded bare assed spankings and I was off again. This time fully intending to go sleep for a few hours back at camp. On my way there who does call out to me and get my attention? But the same dark haired beauty from a few hours back. She invites me in and in attempting to give me a full tour of their camp when who do I see approaching us from nearby? The same spanking girl, who after I listen to her rail on about building tribes in an extended diatribe I make it back to the dark haired girl who at this point has somewhat mixed feelings about my presence. She finds an excuse to go and I'm called over to the couch in the middle of the playa to share in their community. It is at this point that I realize what the spanking girls name is... it's Teagan. The same Teagan described to me by some girl named Danni early in the night, a girl who wasn't even part of their camp and I never saw again. I also went to a seminar on Sychonicity earlier in that afternoon which inevitably ended up in a couple of my conversations that night... Oh and that dark haired girl, without her even being aware of it, totally helped me get over a recent and most painful re-breakup I experienced the week before I set foot in BRC. Thank you Playa